Is it rude to be on your phone at family dinner?

Guilty

The short answer

Yes, especially if you made the no-phones rule. A quick check is human; a whole meal is not.

The ruling

From the public record. Names are replaced with roles.

Small claims division

Case no.PC-2026-00428

The daughter v. The dad

Filed 10/06/2026


Plaintiff
The daughter
Defendant
The dad

Statement of claim

My dad made a rule that there are no phones at dinner. Last night he checked the game score under the table the entire meal and said it did not count because the volume was off.


Charge

Breaking his own no-phones rule at dinner, with volume off as a defense

Judgment

Guilty

Dad found guilty of breaking his own no-phones rule to check the score

Sentence

The defendant's phone will stay in another room for the next five family dinners, and he will clear the table after each one.


Public record copyForm PC-1

Just for fun. Written by a computer judge. Not a real court, not legal advice, no legal effect.


How the court usually rules on this

The court applies phone rules to everyone at the table, including whoever wrote them. It is generous about a single urgent message and strict about steady scrolling. The usual sentence asks the offender to keep the phone in another room for a set number of dinners.

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