Why does no one make plans in the group chat?

Both at fault

The short answer

Because "we should hang out" is not a plan. Until someone names a day and a place, the court holds everyone responsible.

The ruling

From the public record. Names are replaced with roles.

Small claims division

Case no.PC-2026-00439

The friend v. The group

Filed 10/06/2026


Plaintiff
The friend
Defendant
The group

Statement of claim

For three months someone writes we should hang out soon and everyone reacts with a heart and then nothing happens. I am tired of being the only one who suggests dates.


Charge

Three months of agreeing to hang out without naming a day, by every member of the chat

Judgment

Both at fault

Group chat found at fault for three months of we should hang out

Sentence

The member who last wrote we should hang out is appointed planner and posts a day, time and place within seven days.


Public record copyForm PC-1

Just for fun. Written by a computer judge. Not a real court, not legal advice, no legal effect.


How the court usually rules on this

The court sees this dispute often. It nearly always finds shared fault, because each member waits for someone else to commit. The standard sentence names a planner for the next month and requires a date within a week.

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